Who is Jake Burns? Your choices: A)George's son, B)Host of then-popular "Body By Jake" on The Family Channel, C)Stiff Little Fingers' vocalist or D)Your mama. If you selected A or B, chances are that you're the kind of person who jogs on the boardwalk at 5:30 AM draped in a Regent Law sweatshirt, owns a BMW with a 10-disc changer (each slot containing a John Tesh CD), squeals delightfully when the boss tells his employees to dress in resort casual and can't miss "Must See TV" under any circumstances. For those persons whose activities include gorging on ear candy like Inflammable Material and Nobody's Heroes, The Beltones give you 10 well-manicured (Stiff Little) fingers perfect for clutching any beverage except green beer. To all D-choosers: How's TPI treating you?
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