Wednesday, March 17, 2010

WHAT'S HAPPENING!!

Remember when Rerun found all that money in the ceiling, and the maintenance man came back with his old gangster buddies? He told Rerun and friends, "I didn't come for the tools. I CAME FOR THE MONEY!!!"

Remember when Dee was introduced to The Doobie Brothers, and they asked her what groups she liked? Dee said, "The Jackson 4." "...Wait a minute, isn't that The Jackson 5?" a brother retorted. "Well, I'm not too crazy 'bout one of 'em," answered Dee.

Remember, also from the Doobie episode, when that bootlegger guy was going over recording details with Rerun? Raj shouted, "HOLD IT!!! I'LL PUT A CEASE TO THIS WHOLE OPERATION!!! I'M WITH THE PRESS!!!"

Bootlegger: "What paper you from?"
Raj: (mumbling) "Jef-fer-son Hi-gh Ga-zette..."
Bootlegger: "Come again?"
Raj: "Jefferson High Gazette."
Bootlegger: "Boy, you better sit down and pay attention."
Raj: "Yes, sir."

Remember when this guy was paid to come into Rob's Place and ask Shirley out? She was on to their game and told them, " I may not such and such, but I make a hell of a hamburger!"

Remember the one where Raj said, "Shut up, Dee, before I slap your tail!"? Then Momma told Raj, "That's not a nice thing to say to your sister." Dee went, "Yeah..." and added something sassy. Then Momma yelled, "SHUT UP, DEE, BEFORE I SLAP YOUR TAIL!!!"

Remember when the gang decided to give their teacher a birthday present? It was a big box of nothing (Raj's idea, cause he'd told Rerun and Dwayne that a gift is what you think of a person). Then at the party, the teacher had some glowing comments for her students, which in turn made the gang feel like heels. But they were spared, when she opened the box and pulled out a vase, cause Momma had alerted the teacher's husband before the party.

Remember when Rerun was conned into worshipping a head of lettuce? He'd given money to the "church," until Raj's momma stepped in and said something 'bout not foolin' with Mother Nature.

Remember Dwayne's fool-proof method for picking football winners? His whichever-team-had-the-cooler-helmets method worked for several weeks. Then Dwayne told Rerun's uncle that Tampa Bay would beat Oakland. The Raiders won 48-0.

Remember when Raj said, "Momma?" Momma: "Yes, son?" Raj: "I CAN'T BREATHE!!!"

Remember when Dwayne came in and said, "HEY HEY HEY!"?

1 comment:

  1. From 2000, me thinks. This is best read with the nervous voice Chris Farley had during his "talk show" segments on "SNL." "Remember, when you were in The Beatles..."

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