Gasoline buyers at a terminally busy Virginia Beach filling stop now have more reasons to worry besides the rising costs of 87 octane and Marlboro soft packs.Harry Englesore, AKA "The Peanut Bandit," has visited the Citgo service station on Virginia Beach Blvd. (known to Lynnhaveners as "Beach Robo") up to twenty-five times daily since August 1996.
Englesore, who makes his coin doing Clint Eastwood impersonations, has gathered a nut stash exceeding 55,000, as well as totaling $29,228 in outstanding gas-card receipts.
Mr. Englesore was last seen in an unauthorized commercial spot for "Beach Robo," which aired as recently as July of this year. He asked the cameraman, "Feel lucky, punk?" before speeding off in a 1998 white Ford Mustang. Englesore has been known to frequent Lynnhaven Lounge, Vietnam Garden, and T.J. Maxx.
In conjunction with Planters, Citgo is offering an advance two-peanut reward for information leading to the whereabouts of Harry Englesore. Additional snacks will be bestowed upon capture.
try the Clint-Fest in Wringfirld AK on the third week of September. Its a MUST ATTEND for all Clint fans...
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